FarQuest Fariha's Quest: Finding an answer to the question "Why can’t Utopia be a reality?" Wish to add some colors of Utopia to this world because I dare to dream and strive to turn my dreams into reality!

April 12, 2009

Dream Guy!


October 6, 2008

Buying a gift for moi!

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles, Personal

My good old friend SJ who just came back from Umrah, was visiting me today and was telling me what happened when she was selecting a gift for me there :) The conversation between SJ and her mother went something like this:

SJ: I need to buy a gift for Fari. What shall I buy?

SJ’s Mum: How about getting some cosmetics for her?

SJ: No..she’s not much fond of cosmetics.

SJ’s Mum: Ok, get some jewelery for her.

SJ: Jewelery..i don’t know if she’d like it,leave other things aside I don’t even see her wearing earrings often.

SJ’s Mum: Then get some clothes for her.

SJ: Hmmm…..but size….

SJ’s Mum(irritated): What else do u want to buy for her..a Computer?

ROFL emoticon……..computer(MacBook Air to be precise) would have been a perfect gift  emoticon

I never knew buying a gift for moi is sooo difficult :P and this conversation really made me laugh :D SJ finally got clothes for me…but size really is an issue, when I wear them, it looks as if I’m wearing thawb :P . But neway..who cares about size and appearance…feelings matter the most to me..even SJ’s prayers would have been enough :)

September 9, 2008

Wanna go to Amreeka?

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

Aik aadmi baba jee se: Main America jaana chahta hoon par kaam nahi bunta

Baba jee: Subha suraj nikalne k baad 300 baar "Al-Qaida" parha karo, America walay khud lejainge

Credit: Received it via sms from a friend. Cudn’t stop giggling :D

PS: I’m regaining my blogging consciousness slowly and gradually…hav replied to your comments on my previous posts :)

March 19, 2008

Joke of the day!

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

Hamad(my 6 year old li’l friend): Aunty, I’m going to ur place today with u

Aunty(i.e. moi): Theek hai :) (I said so since he lives in the same apartments where I live)

Hamad: I’m going to see your bedroom as well

Aunty: Ok :)

Hamad: Aunty aap k paas koi beta ya beti hai?

Aunty: Oops….he he he….NO emoticon

The only purpose of this cute little fella behind visiting my place was to get a new friend and he had assumed that since I’m an AUNTY so I probably have kids whom he would play with….Lolzz emoticon But as soon as he heard me saying No…he canceled his plan to come to my home…poor baby :P

 

March 18, 2008

How Business is done!

Step I
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case…ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Step II
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case…ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Final Step III

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case…ok"

This is how business is done!!

 

Source: A forwarded email :)  

March 10, 2008

KB or Kb? 1024 or 1000?

I would like to add one more to this list:

KBn - Banker’s Kilobyte - 0.1024 Bytes - This is used to show the balance of ur salary account  emoticon

Source: xkcd.com

February 28, 2008

This is me! :)

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles, Personal

 

This is so very me…same hairstyle….similarly freaked out…just the glasses r missing….oh yeah I remember throwing them off when they irritate me too much emoticon

 

To see more comics about me preciself my future life…feel free to navigate to PhD Comics :)  

February 4, 2008

How to make a SQA Engineer like me happy?

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles, Personal

Very simple…fix this bug :)

Type: Bug-Functionality 
Description: I ordered coconut+blueberry flavor donuts but only blueberry flavored donuts were delivered :(  
Status: ReOpen 
Assignee: asad 
Resolver: admin 
Category:
Milestone:  
Priority: Urgent 
Project: Donuts Enterprise 
Platform: Windows-IE 
Time Estimate: Unknown 
Reporter: admin 
Created: 04-Feb-2008 
Modified: 04-Feb-2008 
Version:  
Module:  
Unit:  
Details:

I ordered coconut+blueberry donuts but only blueberry flavored donuts were delivered :( Not fair..I protest..I protest!!!! :@

See attached images for further understanding

 

 

 

 This is a buggy donut.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 This is a yummy donut.

 

and No…I’m not joking I seriously posted this bug in our bug reporting system today and have told my team mates that I won’t accept next build until this one gets fixed…Muhahah emoticon

Update(06-02-2008) - I got to eat two muchkins today…he he..mission accomplished!! emoticon

December 5, 2007

Who says we are not advanced TECHNOLOGICALLY? :P

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.

One week later, Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing". They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

 Source: A forwarded email

September 17, 2007

Work Pressure!

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

I’m under work pressure these days and the situation is quite similar to the one depicted in the image below :)






















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