FarQuest Fariha's Quest: Finding an answer to the question "Why can’t Utopia be a reality?" Wish to add some colors of Utopia to this world because I dare to dream and strive to turn my dreams into reality!

March 19, 2008

Joke of the day!

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

Hamad(my 6 year old li’l friend): Aunty, I’m going to ur place today with u

Aunty(i.e. moi): Theek hai :) (I said so since he lives in the same appartments where I live)

Hamad: I’m going to see your bedroom as well

Aunty: Ok :)

Hamad: Aunty aap k paas koi beta ya beti hai?

Aunty: Oops….he he he….NO emoticon

The only purpose of this cute little fella behind visiting my place was to get a new friend and he had assumed that since I’m an AUNTY so I probably have kids whom he would play with….Lolzz emoticon But as soon as he heard me saying No…he cancelled his plan to come to my home…poor baby :P

 

March 18, 2008

How Business is done!

Step I
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case…ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Step II
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case…ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Final Step III

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case…ok"

This is how business is done!!

 

Source: A forwarded email :)  

March 10, 2008

KB or Kb? 1024 or 1000?

I would like to add one more to this list:

KBn - Banker’s Kilobyte - 0.1024 Bytes - This is used to show the balance of ur salary account  emoticon

Source: xkcd.com

February 28, 2008

This is me! :)

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles, Personal

 

This is so very me…same hairstyle….similarly freaked out…just the glasses r missing….oh yeah I remember throwing them off when they irritate me too much emoticon

 

To see more comics about me preciself my future life…feel free to navigate to PhD Comics :)  

February 4, 2008

How to make a SQA Engineer like me happy?

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles, Personal

Very simple…fix this bug :)

Type: Bug-Functionality 
Description: I ordered coconut+blueberry flavor donuts but only blueberry flavored donuts were delivered :(  
Status: ReOpen 
Assignee: asad 
Resolver: admin 
Category:
Milestone:  
Priority: Urgent 
Project: Donuts Enterprise 
Platform: Windows-IE 
Time Estimate: Unknown 
Reporter: admin 
Created: 04-Feb-2008 
Modified: 04-Feb-2008 
Version:  
Module:  
Unit:  
Details:

I ordered coconut+blueberry donuts but only blueberry flavored donuts were delivered :( Not fair..I protest..I protest!!!! :@

See attached images for further understanding

 

 

 

 This is a buggy donut.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 This is a yummy donut.

 

and No…I’m not joking I seriously posted this bug in our bug reporting system today and have told my team mates that I won’t accept next build until this one gets fixed…Muhahah emoticon

Update(06-02-2008) - I got to eat two muchkins today…he he..mission accomplished!! emoticon

December 5, 2007

Who says we are not advanced TECHNOLOGICALLY? :P

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.

One week later, Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing". They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

 Source: A forwarded email

September 17, 2007

Work Pressure!

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

I’m under work pressure these days and the situation is quite similar to the one depicted in the image below :)

June 30, 2007

Top Reason why I joined IT

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

I hated sleep.
I had enjoyed my life enough.
I couldn’t live without tension.
I wanted to pay for my sins.
I believed in the principle : karm karo, phal ki demand na karo.
Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
I wanted to take revenge on myself.

Read it in my friend’s scrap book on orkut and found it too funny so decided to share emoticon

April 13, 2007

Evolution of a programmer :)

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

Have a look at:

http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/evolution.html 

he he….funny and also i should call it a good observation! emoticon

 

March 17, 2007

Animator Vs Animation

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

Very nice animations. The second one is simply hilarious emoticon

Check ‘em out!

Animator Vs. Animation

Animator Vs. Animation 2






















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