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September 9, 2008

Wanna go to Amreeka?

Filed under: Jokes/Riddles

Aik aadmi baba jee se: Main America jaana chahta hoon par kaam nahi bunta

Baba jee: Subha suraj nikalne k baad 300 baar "Al-Qaida" parha karo, America walay khud lejainge

Credit: Received it via sms from a friend. Cudn’t stop giggling :D

PS: I’m regaining my blogging consciousness slowly and gradually…hav replied to your comments on my previous posts :)

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  1. Nice joke absolutely true :D hope that americans doesnt start blaming these hurricanes on alqaeda;)

    Comment by Xaeem — September 10, 2008 @ 1:05 am

  2. Aamir to baba jee: Baba jee I need to go to Canada, par ‘kaam nahi bunta’
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    .
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    ~silence~
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    Baba jee? O hello!! Baba jee? Aren’t u listening to me? Kia ap sirf Amreeka puhncha sakty ho???
    O hellllo!!
    [NO REPLY]
    :)

    Comment by AamirRaz — September 10, 2008 @ 11:24 am

  3. Sahi nuskha bataaya Baba ne! :D

    Comment by Sidhusaaheb — September 10, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

  4. @Xaeem

    Lolz…yeah..I hope the same :D

    @Aamir

    Awww….better luck next time :P

    @Sidhusaaheb

    Aap ko barra tajraba hai parra jee. Ki galh hai? :P

    Comment by Administrator — September 10, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

  5. Lol!

    Comment by Meher — September 10, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

  6. @Meher

    Lol back :P

    Comment by Administrator — September 10, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

  7. Is your skin Oily?
    if yes let them know they will take you there or ruin you here..
    (make or break gamble though :( )

    Comment by Mubbashir — September 11, 2008 @ 2:25 am

  8. @Mubbashir

    Not getting u. What does oily skin hav to do with Amreeka??I’m confused :S

    Comment by Administrator — September 11, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

  9. Yeah, right!

    Comment by Rakesh — September 12, 2008 @ 4:32 am

  10. Sorry guys,
    My sense on humor was a little sense less,
    why Amreeka intrude Iraq? because of Oil :( , why its against Iran Oil Again:(.
    The quantity really doesn’t matter you just need to have an association with Oil..

    Comment by Mubbashir — September 12, 2008 @ 10:33 am

  11. @Rakesh

    If USEFP (God forbid) doesn’t consider me for u know what…I’d also try this wazifa out :P

    @Mubbashir

    Ha ha ha…oh now since I’ve got it I really appreciate ur sense of humor :D

    Comment by Administrator — September 13, 2008 @ 7:59 pm

  12. Mine’s not oily… any chance to go Amreeka? Baba jee toh so gaye meri req’west’ sun ke… :)

    Comment by AamirRaz — September 15, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

  13. Nicejoke! :)

    Waisay, girls have it so easy …. just find a green-card holder larka and you’re off to Amreeka! :P

    Comment by Raza — September 17, 2008 @ 9:49 am

  14. @Raza
    Wicked! :)

    Comment by AamirRaz — September 17, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  15. @Aamir

    The kind of job u hav..u can easily make it to Amreeka :)

    @Raza

    Ha ha….that was an old trick which has turned out to be risky business now because very often green card holder hot guys turn out to be 60 yr olds when the young bride reaches Amreeka :)

    Comment by Administrator — September 21, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  16. Hahaha….Al Qaida aur wo bhi 300 baar…bechara

    Comment by masood — October 5, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

  17. @Masood

    Karlainge loag yeh bhi khushi khushi for Amreeka :P

    Comment by Administrator — October 5, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

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