My Future Life!
I was little waandi today (Waandi is the sindhi word for free just as we have farigh in Urdu and wailay in Punjabi) so, took a facebook quiz on "What is your Future Life?" I even forwarded it’s invitation to 15 poor people on my list
(even though I myself hate receiving facebook apps’ invitations) but what could have I done…this app threatened me to not show my results unless I invite at least 15 people 
(Btw I have found a trick now…whenever ne app blackmails you saying that your results are being calculated and you will be able to see them only after u invite X number of friends…simply ignore the message, jump to your profile page and you’ll find your results neway 
)
The results that I got from this quiz about how my future life be are absolutely FUNNY! 
Here they are:
You’ll live in a shack. (Waah…..fresh air..khulay aasmaan taalay!)
You make $100.00 a year. (Hmm…that’s too less 
)
You don’t own a car. (He he..I know..I’m planning to buy a helicopter…Karachi’s traffic’s getting really bad 
)
Your job will be either ice cream vendor or garbage person. (Hai Allah…Ice Cream vendor…I’ll love to eat muft ice cream 24/7/365)
Your husband/wife: Fairly old, and very serious. (Ahem ahem…I want my prince charming to be a Ph.D and by the time he gets his degree I know he’ll be fairly old and serious……nevermind I’ll inject some masti in him 
)
There will be too many kids that you can’t handle. (I loveee kids…and according to this quiz that I took sometime back, I can handle 11 5- year olds at a time…so, I guess I’m ok with this one too 
)
Because of a disease, you will die when you’re 50. (
Can neckache, backache and stomach pain make a person die so soon??? I’ll be worried abt my Ph.D prince and the tinkoos….nahiiiiii (Filmi Style)…yeh nahi hosakta)
But you’ll make it to heaven! (InshAllah…what else do I want 
)
hehe, you made my day (considering how early it is in the morning). I suppose an ice-cream vendor or the garbage collector makes more than $100 in a year… unless, of course you start collecting garbage like the poor afghan children do.
Now if you put all the predictions together… a mean income, an old husband and an army of children… man, you are bound to go to heaven for fresh air…
Comment by Hina — February 17, 2008 @ 4:00 am
Ah, almost perfect!
Would your readers get some of the muft ice cream?
Comment by waqas — February 17, 2008 @ 4:01 am
Don’t forget to tell about your ice cream shop .. so we all can get muft ice creams
Comment by Muhammad Qasim Pasta — February 17, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Hum ne ik shaam charaaghoN se sajaa rakhi hai
Shart logoN ne hawaaoN se lagaa rakhi hai!
Comment by Sidhusaaheb — February 17, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
hehehe FUNNY!!!
Comment by UTP — February 17, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
@Hina
Welcome back to my blog after a long time
I would prefer to be an ice cream vendor but if my fate makes the latter one my profession then I would start making some stuff out of the garbage I collect just the way this Indian NGO does:
http://www.conserveindia.org/
Abt heaven…ahem…yeah and I might actually find a Ghulman there too
@Waqas
Yes, my blog readers will certainly get some muft ice cream but considering the fact the you haven’t yet couriered me the ice cream that u promised to…u r not going to get ne muft ice cream
@Qasim
Aray Qasim bhai…fiqr hi not…as soon as my shop is ready..I’ll post abt it on my blog
@Sidhusaaheb
Awww….hawa se tu chiraagh bujh jainge
@UTP
Yes..it is but won’t be if God Forbid it turns out to be true…oh ‘am i getting superstitious
Comment by Fariha Akhtar — February 18, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
@ Fariha:
Interesting results
but don’t take them seriously 
Let me see what benefits do we have from your future…
Only one: Free Ice-cream
. Go for it 
Comment by Om Perkash — February 18, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
@Om
Oh yeah…they r purely for tafreeh
Sure u r also going to get free ice cream…in fact I’m having it right now as well..wanna hav some?
Comment by Fariha Akhtar — February 18, 2008 @ 11:41 pm
Free Ice-cream
, ye dhokha hai! you know that i hate ice-cream 
. . . . . Khaash tumhari Free Coffee ki dukhan hoti 
Old Husband - ye tu 100% such hai
Comment by Ali Raza Shaikh — February 19, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
If you would’ve forwarded the invitations, the result would have been positive. Yeah! they do that.
Comment by Tahir Rafique Awan — February 19, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
@Ali
Buss dua karo Ice cream ka business chal niklay tu phir side main aik chunni sa coffee shop bhi khool loongi but hey…i’m not giving u coffee for free…business main koi dosti nahi
Now..Mr. Ali will you plz stop calling my prince charming “Old”…don’t forget I can make u meet someone who’s 27-28 and a Ph.D
@Tahir
Hey..Tahir bhai..welcome to my blog
I actually forwarded the invitation to 15 ppl on my list …waisay….it shows that this quiz has been prepared by some jaali najomi (read Munir 
) who would tell u all the goody goody stuff about ur future only if u pay him more! Not fair!
Comment by Fariha Akhtar — February 20, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
Superbly funny
Comment by lubz — February 21, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
@Lubz
He he..hai na
Comment by Fariha Akhtar — February 21, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
Thanx.
& Guess What?
I just recieved the same results.
hmmmm. I wonder!
BTW I am older than you, so call me “Adda”.
Comment by Tahir Rafique Awan — February 21, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
@Ada Tahir
He he…u got the same results….aww…don’t worry..if u need ne guidance abt how to make a good business out of ur icecream shop or the garbage u collect…..i can u provide u that
Abt u being older than me..oh yup u r ….that’s y i wrote Tahir bhai”..bhai and ada..the same thing….isn’t it? But neway i myself like the word ‘Ada’ more so shall call u Ada Tahir from now onwards…but see I write Ada with single ‘a’ at the end since I feel writing “Adaa” is as if u r shouting Adaaaaaaaaaa
Comment by Fariha Akhtar — February 22, 2008 @ 10:01 pm
LOLZ … GOD allah na day kissi ko aisiii life aanay wali …
I’m thinking kahan negate karoon yah dua
Let me search for my life too
Mwahz and hugs!!
Comment by Asma — February 24, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
@Asma
He he…..I guess now u know another reason y ppl tell me to “get a life”
Haan shabaash..jaldi si apna facebook sponsored zaicha nikalo
Comment by Administrator — February 24, 2008 @ 5:35 pm